PORK. Tastes much better than it sounds (or looks).

PORK. Tastes much better than it sounds (or looks).


PUSSY. I wonder if Pussy Riot would get so much attention if they were a band called Dick Mob.

PUSSY. I wonder if Pussy Riot would get so much attention if they were a band called Dick Mob.


SEEPAGE. Not to be confused with ‘see page x’.

SEEPAGE. Not to be confused with ‘see page x’.


POISE. She has style, she has grace, she has…

POISE. She has style, she has grace, she has…


DISCHARGE. Not very nice in any language.

DISCHARGE. Not very nice in any language.


SLACKS. The fact these come in a range of muted colours was one of the many reasons slacks was voted the worst word by Newyorker.com.

SLACKS. The fact these come in a range of muted colours was one of the many reasons slacks was voted the worst word by Newyorker.com.


OINTMENT. Perfect for things like warts. Exactly.

OINTMENT. Perfect for things like warts. Exactly.


MOIST. Especially when joined up with words like ‘meaty’.

MOIST. Especially when joined up with words like ‘meaty’.


GLAND. As in, “that inflammed gland should be the least of your worries.”

GLAND. As in, “that inflammed gland should be the least of your worries.”